2nd Demotivational Poster
RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass
GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!
THE 2ND AMENDMENT - It's what Christmas is all about.
UNPREPARED - This guy is not.
LOGIC DUDE -
GUN CONTROL - This is the only gun you'll need, once my domestic police force eliminates all crime (and opposition to my eventual world domination).
GAME OVER INSURGENTS! - SFC. "game face" UTTERBACH is coming, and HELL is coming With HIM!!
SHIT!!! - SHIT!!! i left my wallet in there!!!
FIRE FIGHTING - Screw this!! FIX BYONETS!
IT NEVER ENDS -
EMPTY THREATS - "C'mon... It's just for show, honey. Now get up there, and ask him if you can use his phone."
ANTI-GUN POLITICIANS - They don't know that you are supposed to treat EVERY firearm like it's loaded at all times. She also has no proper trigger training. She like Schumer however, has a CCW. Old bat....................
HOLD UP THERE DUDE -
"AIR ASSAULT!!" - Either I'm getting "older" or the recruits are getting "YOUNGER!"
CHU-CITY - Every "TRAILER-PARK" Has one GUN-NUT Psycho-Skinhead running around it!
COOLNESS - No! BRO! in order 2B COOL! You have to "POP" Your collar
FUTILITY - I followed all the directions but I ended up exactly where I started
YOUR RELATIVES TO THE SOUTH -
SHOW ME A GOOD LOSER - and I'll show you a loser
AWESOMENESS - MOM! Look how awesome I am, and i don't even shave yet!
A FACE - Only a "MUJAHID" could love.
MARINES TURNED SOLDIERS - I think its so cute when they try and "READ" and use "UTENSILS".
PROTESTS IN IRAN - If private ownership of firearms was legal there, do you think the police would be shooting into the crowds? (hint: the answer is NO)
HAPPY-NOW? - I told you to stop flushing those baby-wipes down the toilet. I said the plumbing couldn't take it!!
SFC. COCHRANE - gets ready to goto the gym, to look at weights.
SHAY-SHAY HONEY - I hate to disturb you in the middle of your lil siloliquey polishing your tiera but if you could be a "LAMB" and get me
THE F SPOT -
Dead Man Talking -
BAD ADVICE - Sometimes its far easier to say S O R R Y Than to ask for permission
But, officer... -
AMBIVALENCE - Because nothing says faith in God like an arsenal of automatic weapons.
JUNE 30TH THE IRAQI TURNOVER - Think happy thoughts, must think happy thoughts, to be in my happy place!
D.O.I.M. (GEEK) SQUAD - They have feelings Too.
KNIFE KILL! - The fun loving mascot. Wait until he meets the kids!
NEW YORK TIMES REPORTER - C'mon get a closer picture! What's he gonna do? "KID-NAP US" or something!
PERSONAL COURAGE - STRIKE NOW! Specialist! The "NCOIC", like all Soulless Beasts, must be killed in his sleep!
JOINT FOOT PATROL - Here we see Marines and Airmen doing it Yo! Airman don't bunch up like that! Maintain your fields of fire!
CAC-CARD - SCORE! I found mine, WHEW! the D-FAC is closing soon! And it's FAJITA-FRIDAYS!
ONE OF THESE SOLDIERS..... - is not like the other, one of these soldiers is doing his own thang! Again!
SMOKE DETECTORS - Check your batteries B4 Your batteries check you!
WTF - I'm really starting to like CHINA's chances for track and feild In the summer "OLYMPICS"
WTF - C'mon Dargeants!! Those "LOLLI-POPS!" were for the kids at the orphanage!!
PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT - It shouldn't get in the way of a hair-pulling clothes-ripping rolling on the ground cat fight!
E-TOOL - I'm going 2 grab one, and knock that thing off yer head! B4 it nests and lays eggs in yer ears!
WAR FACE! - Your doing it WRONG!
WTF - C'mon "SARGEANTS" You knew those "LOLLI-POPS", were for the kids at the Orphanage!
PROSPERITY MAYORS CELL - WHO are you? WHO do you work for? WHAT do you want?
ROCK-N-ROLL GOOD 2 GO! - Medic slang for This patients been "STABILIZED" bring on the next one.
I AM SMILING! - Sgt. (BOTOX) WHITE
WTF - Black guys never smile for pictures!
GOING NATIVE - Don't do it sir! Stay with us! You dance with the one that brought you! Don't go into the light!
INTEGRITY - To do the right thing! Even when the NCOIC isn't looking.
SHAY-SHAY'S FOOT PATROL - Oh yeah the wars a little-bit different for her. It's good to be the QUEEN.
Cowardly Lion -
Therapy 2 -
Bring me to life, bring me the starlight -
Sandy sticky and sweet -
Therapy 1 -
Kill The King -
My Liege -
Quote's by SHO -
Hunting Rifle? -